fuckwhackery


a person who not only believes in a nonsense idea but practices such even when it is absolutely clear its a totally f-cking stupid idea with no basis in reality.

a person practicing f-ckwhackery is refered to as either a f-ckwit or a f-ckwhacker.

f-ckwhackers are identifiable by their keen sense of absolutely f-cking nothing and ability to turn any simple idea into a complex and non intelligable mental contortion of total garbage.

common f-ckwhackery is generally practiced by people with very low levels of personal intelligence such as creationists, the mentally disabled and those people you see screaming about jesus outside tube stations at rush hour.

animals such as domestic pets like dogs and cats can illicit symptoms of f-ckwhackery if they injest the correct quant-ty of marijuana, alcohol or pet food laced with acid. although such animals might behave just like a creationist cr-t-rd, f-cktard, f-ckwit or mentally disabled human its physiology is a sure sign its a stoned lower species just slightly brighter, therefore not a practiced student of f-ckwhackery due to higher intelligence.
creationist cr-t-rds being uneducated batsh-t crazy f-cktards practice f-ckwhackery on a biblical scale.

expanding earth you say, what sort of a f-ckwit are you to believe that f-ckwhackery?

no you f-ckwit you can’t float by lifting your own feet off the ground, that idea is total f-ckwhackery.

i see so you think your c-ck is the biggest cos its the closest one to your face? well that just means your a total f-ckwit and master wizard of f-ckwhackery.

i gave up thinking that drinking vials of water i was given would cure my poor ability to use my brain because although i originally thought it was called homeopathy it later transpired it was actaully a form of f-ckwhackery.

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