Fuckwit English
when a person is so incompetent they don’t know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.
2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. yeah, that b-tch is so fluent in f-ckwit english.
yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel sh-t
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