fucky balls


f-cky b-lls is an exclamation uttered when one stumbles upon a disgusting situation that is a direct and obvious reflection of the sad and boring society we have inherited. this can be a reflection of nationalism, capitalism, s-xism, ciss-xism, heteros-xism, white supremacy, cl-ss elitism, ableism, or any sick state of affairs.

if you heard about a f-cked up situation, you may exclaim, “f-cky b-lls” and everyone would know you meant, “this world we have inherited is f-cked up, oppressive and violent and this story is an example of the type of sh-t that comes out of such a society. we need to smash these oppressive and coercive inst-tutions and erect alternative egalitarian, free and partic-p-tory inst-tutions in their place.” 
walking by some guy you weren’t even listening to in the first place on your college campus “if so and so would lose some weight i might wanna … ”

response (prob shouted) with your friend you are walking with : “f-cky b-lls”

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