fucover
this is when a modern band gets permission from an old-school band to do a cover of a good song. the new band f-cks it up badly, and kids today eat the sh-t mtv feeds them and think it’s cool. then they say the old song “is gay,” when in fact the old song is superior and not sh-ttified.
so, the word fucover is a contraction of “f-ck” and “cover”.
examples of fucovers:
he blinded me with science (rather than she blinded…)
what i like about you (originally by the romantics)
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