fuction


the farting sound that occurs during s-x, either from air being forced in and out of the v-g-n- by the p-n-s, or from the suction created from the moist sweaty skin of two people moving on top of each other.
i was scr-w-ng my girl last night, when all of a sudden her p-ssy started quiefing. man, we had some fuction going on!
the amount of pressure exerted by the p-ssy, t-ts, mouth, or -ss on your c-ck while you’re having s-x. from f-ck + suction.
laura has great fuction!
irritation of the private areas due to the friction that occurs during “f-cking”
after having s-x with my boy friend, i experienced severe fuction!
when a person or group performs a function and royally f!@#$ it up!

etymology: ud for dumbsh!t move.
(insert your department here) is performing quite the fuction with their new process.
like fiction, however proper diction indicates a more widespread chaotic pattern of unreal events.
billy jo was spotted making out with her cousin. and to top it off, they were on the steps of the newly built church down on main street. stranger than fuction, i say!

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