fudding


(verb) the act of female masturbation.
i saw that girl fudding off in the bogs. she’s a right h-rny slag
the act of self pleasuring for a woman
“gave myself a right good fudding last night” said the bird
a comprimise between cudding and f-cking. this is done by him simply leaving his d-ck in my v-g-n- while falling asleep cuddling.
my roomate walked in with breakfast for me, imagine his suprise when he saw me naked fuddling with brandon.
verb – an act involving -n-l s-x, primarily a h-m-s-xual act. when one partner -j-c-l-t-s into another partners -n-s, the intercourse continues mixing s-m-n and fecal matter into a frothy mixture. the frothy mixture of s-m-n and fecal matter is then extracted and consumed by inserting a straw into the -n-s.
dave: damit bob! i told you should not eat corn on the cob when you know we wil be fudding later.
bob: oh, yeah.. i forgot that plugs up the straw with the corn bits sometimes.. sorry..
dave: i have to go floss out the corn chunks now..

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