Fudgefinger


the awful condition experienced when you wipe your b-tt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.
between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that vincent’s trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

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