fudgenuts

something you say when something goes wrong
bob:holy fudgenuts, i forgot my weed at home..
a condition often encountered by men with bowel overmobility issues. it occurs as a result of accidentally, or sometimes purposefully, releasing feces into overly tight undergarments without removing them first. as a result of the close proximity between a man’s r-ct-m and t-st-cl-s, fudgenuts occurs as feces squishes and smears all over the scr-t-m in a very fudgey manner.
yo, n-gg-. i shouldn’t have eaten that d-mn taco salad, cuz now i gots me some fudgenuts. know what i’m sayin?
a replacement for the word “f-ck”, when using it as an interjection. this word cannot be used when saying something like, “f-ck this.”
girl: fudgenuts! i just cut my finger!
girl’s friend: wow, that sucks.
a another way for expressing anger instead of using the usual cuss words.
fudgenut! i forgot how to do this.
a male who sucks other males b-lls
hey john you’re a fudgenut!
1. a male who is obsessed with the posteriors of other males, probably considering unnatural relations with said posterior
2. a person who cannot get quite enough -n-l copulation
3. a person who loves to consume fudge who’s first name may begin with t and last name with b
“that fudgenut was checking you out again as you walked by”
“that fudge nut is poking up against me again”
“look! that fudgenut ate 35lbs of fudge and still weighs only 109 lbs!”
an absolutely r-t-rded dumb-ss, dipsh-t, f-ckhead, -sshole, whatever. everybody knows at least one.
–allright! why in the h-ll did you do that, fudgenuts?!?!!?
–duh….?