fudgie

when one person fingers his -n-s and then wipes it just above the upper lip of an unsuspecting person.
mikey edwards just gave a fudgie to jeff rita, just like the one he gave to old man paul.
a tourist to the northern lower, or eastern upper peninsula of michigan, especially the mackinac area. often these tourist are from lower parts of michigan, and are usually on vacation “up north”. the name fudgie comes from the fact that many of these tourist like to spend lots of time in the many fudge shops in northern michigan. locals are generally not fond of fudgies, as they seem to have no small town driving abilities, and can sometimes be sn-bby or annoying. fudgies are identifiable by bright clothes, and the presence of cameras around their necks and the use of f-nny packs. also, the use of shoes and sock at wholly inappropriate times, such as on the beach and the pr-nunciation “mack-in-ack” are dead giveaways.
you don’t have to use your blinker there! what the h-ll is he doing?

calm down, its just another fudgie
a tourist, typically middle-aged and often overweight, who enjoys fudge and similar confections, especially in places like mackinac island michigan or door county wisconsin.
“my g-d, clark, you almost ran over that fudgie.”
a tourist to the northern michigan region. (upper peninsula, or northern lower michigan).

“fudgies” can be identified by the following features:
1. bright clothing
2. absurd amount of cologne.
3. wearing socks and shoes on the beach.
4. wearing socks with their sandals.
5. driving a cadillac.
6. city driving habits.
7. incapability to park within the lines.
8. using spray bottles on the beach to identify “petoskey stones.”
9. pr-nunciation of mackinac as “mack-in-ack”
10. asking, “what time does the bridge swing over to the island?”
“do they realize that almost every stone on this beach is a petoskey stone?”
“probably not, they look like fudgies.”

“excuse me, how do we get to the less chen-ucks islands?”
“it’s just up the road.. and it’s ‘les chenaux’.. d-mn fudgie.”
one of those awesome frozen chocolate things on a stick
man…i can’t wait to down one of those fudgies
a sticky, janky, sketchy situation or thing
the cops are right behind us and we’re smokin a joint. it’s a fudgie situation.
nickname for an overly proud fraternity boy. one who wears his letters and constantly talks about his ‘brothers’.

also applies to annoying rich kids who show off their toys at parties.

derived from f-dg-p-ck-r, because everyone knows that frat boys are gay.
fudgie was wearing his pink polo shirt with the collar popped while bragging about the intra-frat circle jerk he organized during greek week.
a h-m-s-xual man.
scene in a gay bar: “hey, check out that cute fudgie over there, i’m gonna go get his digits”

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