fudgocytosis


a method of masturbation where the flaccid p-n-s is pressed against a hard surface such as a floor or rockery. the person then proceeds to repeatedly half pushing out a poo until an -rg-sm is reached but be careful not to push it out too far or you will poo yourself. this is best done with some p-rnography in view but can be done innocently infront of a television by watching fleshy music channels.
i had an -rg-sm in my living room with my whole family in there and n-body noticed because of fudgocytosis!

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