fugmuffin


an insult aimed at a friend, not really to offend, implying they have become one partial to pastries and other baked delicacies. up their -rs-.

also, if you’re feeling festive and original
–n-l baker lord
-rectal m-ffin ingestor
-pastry-face
“ben… will you bake me some pastries?”
“no i cannot do that… keep rowing”
“ben, you’re a fugm-ffin”
“silence in the boat!”
-(chortle chortle)-

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