fuktional


functional in the sense that it increases one’s s-xual desirability or otherwise -ssists with s-x.
myra: “so, which swimsuit do you think i should wear to the beach –the one-piece or the bikini?”

rob: “definitely the bikini. it’s much more f-ktional.”

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