Full Blown Jackass
a not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be p-ssed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with full blown jack-ss, in cases of the latter it would be referred to as second-hand jack-ss.
referred to by physicians as fbj
symptoms of fbj are as follows:
uncontrollable hatred of everything and everyone,
unreasoned dislike,
arbitrary asinineness,
inability to speak truth,
extreme cynicism,
unnecessary sarcasm,
irrational aggravation,
and inconsideration
kane: “hey albert can you buy me this game for my bday?”
albert: “naw man i gotta get this card deck”
kane: “but you don’t even have anyone to play it with…”
cashier: “…and heres your deck sir”
kane: “wow my brother is such an -sshole.”
rob: “hey man, what do you expect? poor guys got full blown jack-ss”
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