Full Body Bidet
post-defecation shower utilized to bring back the “full body clean” feeling desired by all.
occasionally wiping just won’t cut it and leaves people feeling dirty. rather than plugging away, clogging the toilet with tp and chafing your -rs-, just jump in the shower.
while serving aboard the uss oklahoma city (ssn 723) and standing erll watch, i had to drop a deuce in a bucket.
once my defecation was complete, i disposed of the deuce in the aft sump and made rappy pump it to the bilge collection tank. that really stunk up the engine room!
after watch was over, i felt dirty. suddenly i realized that i should take a full body bidet to restore my desired “full body clean” feeling.
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