Full Body Scam


when instead of choosing to get groped by tsa officials, one chooses the full body scam. this is where everyone thinks that a machine takes revealing pictures of p-ssengers to find dangerous items. but in fact, they are using these pictures to benefit the p-rn industry.
guy: “hey i saw a playboy magazine the other day and i swear one chick had the exact same body as my girlfriend!”
friend: “has she been on a plane recently?”
guy: “ya just a couple of months ago! why?”
friend: “she must be a victim of the full body scam”
guy: “those b-st-rds!”

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