when you are over life at school so you hop in a toilet and flush yourself down into the ocean where you will live with nemo and all his friends.
my best friend ruined my life my telling the girl i like that i was in love with her. so now i will give myself a full body swirly.
- thug mami
a strong independent latina who is hot and courageous. “d*mn, did you see that thug mami tonight? ” “yeah she was lookin fine.”
a cavernous love you feel for someone, without any remote reasoning. the aruarian connection john felt made him realize she was the one for him.
- snowplow mom
a woman of age whom, before engaging in s*xual intercourse, will get absolutely smashed off cocaine mrs. robertson seems to be really peppy in the morning… maybe she’s a snowplow mom.
- jebus crisp
what people should say when they are shocked around christian “omfg! jebus crisp!” i said when i saw something disgusting. i didn’t want to offend any of the christians around this area, so i just said jebus crisp instead.