full-contact accounting
the activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. it sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.
it is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.
office drone #1: “what the h-ll is that? sounds like a train derailing.”
office drone #2: “must be the new full-contact accounting system.”
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