Full Contact Golf
full contact golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. you can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. you can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)
“d-mn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess i am getting hit in the leg soon. i guess this is what i signed up for when i decided to play full contact golf. better not be a nine-iron.”
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