Full Craven


the act of drinking 4 pints of beer/lager/stout in one session without going for a p-ss. if you drink 2 pints, but fail to drink 2 more, you have done a half craven. named after the urban myth that t.v. presenter john craven can drink four pints without taking a p-ss. those who complete a full craven will be the envy of all of their friends and will be a real man.
3 pints without going for a p-ss. 1 more and i’ve done a full craven.

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