Full Eject
when a person’s bladder and r-ct-m are in such m-ssive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all h-ll breaks loose from both orifices.
jimmy: “i can’t believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-liter of mountain dew!”
robert: “yeah, i was mount st. helens, man. by the time i got to the toilet…full eject!”
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