FULL HAM
simplest definition – hammered drunk
intense definition – completely beyond the shadow of a doubt so beyond drunk that you don’t know your shoe from a sandwich, you couldn’t remember your name if your life depended on it. this is usually what happens when going to two keys 10 dollars all you can devour or a good night out at 4th street live ending at the galt house.
it also usually leads to “last calls.” (see last call)
example 1)
brian – dude carter shall we rage tonight?
carter – dude i’m ready to rage my face off.
brian – how rage should we rage?
carter – dude i’m lookin to get full ham.
example 2)
guy #1 – dude you were out of your mind last night. you took the words all you can drink to a new level.
guy # 2 – i know bro i was definitely full ham.
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