Full Mast
a complete and full erection of the male p-n-s
as opposed to a “half mast” or “semi” when the male is slightly aroused or drunk, and unable to achieve “full mast”
“yasmine baulked as franks full mast loomed into view”
“now at full mast , greg was emab-rs-d and could not stand up to get off at his desired bus sop”
a mammoth man who walks with an awkward limp. also, 1/2 mast for a smaller version and t-ts mast edition for one with man t-tties.
d-mn, did you see full mast. he just walked by that little midget asian kid. he has to be atleast triple his size.
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