full-part-time job


any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn’t anything you can do about it because you’re too much of a p-ssy to say anything.
friend 1: you wanna hang this weekend?

friend 2: nah, i’ve been busting -ss at my job all week, i need a break.

friend 1: i though you only worked part time?

friend 2: nope, it’s a full-part-time job.

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