full randy
to actively giv’er harder than any half, quarter, eighth randy might.
when you are noticeably the most d-ckered at a party.
too turnt to function
when beer bongzies get the best of you
man i was going full randy at the party last night, and i whipped out my bird and started hitting people with it.
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