Full Throttle Syndrome


also known as go-hard disease.

this is a rare condition where the brain breaks the communication with the right wrist, thus deeming the wrist uncontrollable.

the name was coined after jacob g-dar, who no matter what the consequences, risking life and limb, will go wide open- indefinitely.
you: you were going way too fast to make that, what happened?
him: full throttle syndrome

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