Full time mum


usually what women write under ‘profession’ on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.

as opposed to ‘part time mum’ which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!
woman 1: “i can’t get a job, i’m a full time mum”

woman 2: “i work 2 jobs and look after my son, it’s tough but i don’t want to leech off everyone elses’ taxes”

woman 1: “the government gives me free money! yay!”

woman 2: :'(

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