Fum
f-cking up the b-m
i fummed this girl last night
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chum is fum. also, fum is chum. krabby patties may also be fum. coined from the television series, spongebob squarepants.
“this chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like ‘chum is fum,’ you can’t go wrong!” fred fish.
fum is chum. chum is fum.
fum is what chum is made of.
chum is what fum is made of.
fum cannot live without chum, while chum cannot live without fum.
dude, i love chum in my fum!
but fum is chum, -sshole.
acronym for “f-cking ugly motherf-cker”, can be used to describe an ugly person while in close range without them noticing the insult.
“hey, larry”
“what’s up billy?”
“see that f.u.m. sitting over there?”
“h-ll yeah. that’s a fum”
(screaming)
f . u . m !
acronym of “f-cked-up man”
for use when:
a) girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait… wtf?)
b) caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket.
c) when you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old.
… or whenever you get f-cked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)
i am officially a fum.
g-d, he is such a fum.
when you have enough money either won or saved to walk out of a situation typically at work. (i.e — f-ck “u” money)
i won enough f.u.m on the derby, i don’t need this f-cking job anymore!
when a male reaches -rg-sm and begins to ejackulate into their mate. suddenly a uncontrollable release of gas from the -n-s is released with each ejackulate squirt.
male: sorry babe. i fumed again.
female: yea, that was weird.
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