fumble dick
someone who is a f-ck up in many ways. simialar to a f-cktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.
ha ha ha, did you see joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot b-tch…what a fumble d-ck!
the act of pretending to “accidentally“ heading for the wrong hole.
stu tried to fumble d-ck me last night.
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