fumble freak
where someone at a party p-sses out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and -j-c-l-t-s onto their bare -ss.
girl #1: did you see mike did at the party last night?
girl #2: i know – he’s so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
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