fumble jack
ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
the movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir harry potter tickets, he says “thank you”, yeah “thank you” we chuckle as we walk away then, i head back to the rest room, who is there standing up, yep, fumble jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
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