Fumble Roofsky
a s-xual situation in which every single bodyily fluid is excreted. ((note: this is a word created by spike and an anonymous friend, not the poster))
then, she shat, p-ssed, vomitted, shot out puss, menstruated, came, earwax dripped out, snot and drool dribbled down, blood spontaeniously shot out, and she cried. that was the elusive fumble roofsky.
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