fummel


when you’re too lazy to say fml out loud.
dude, my parents grounded me for a whole week so i cant go to the onerepublic concert. fummel.
the pr-nounciation of the acronym, “fml”. similar to “lawl” for “lol”. if you don’t know what fml stands for, it means “f–k my life”.
lost my cell phone, got rejected by an ugly girl at the bar, and spent all of my money on drinks tonite. fummel.

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