Fump Rod


any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. after poking someone, the holder of the fump rod must shout “fump rod!” loudly and with pride. often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.
person 1: -jabs random person with stick- fump rod!
random person: why the h-ll do you keep doing that?!

Read Also:

  • fully retched up spedmaster

    there is something really really wrong with the person,r-t-rded omfg ur a fully retched up spedmaster

  • Not Cool Bro!!

    the phrase of choice of a very loud armenian male population, especially from glendale, ca when they disapprove of anything not to thier satisfaction. normally said in a very loud, booming voice with a rolling ‘rrr’. this phrase is used mostly in driving situations where the all too perfect armenian driving style has been disrupted […]

  • coxycilin

    (n.) the andtidote for nodicasitis. administered by injection. must be administered in large, regular doses to prevent reoccurence. after a long weekend with travis and sean, jane had enough c-xycilin in her system to last her the whole week.

  • Freddying

    to tie razorblades to each of your fingers and begin to pleasure a woman. note: not to be used on anyone you actually like, reserved for hate f-cking only. (i.e. freddy kruger) : dude that’s seriously f-cked up, you freddying someone is not okay : dude its ok to make people you hate bleed : […]

  • free advertisement

    support things in a public area without getting paid; just to help the subject being supported to gain steam free advertis-m-nt is vital to supporting lesser known music and games, such as sparta locals, viewtiful joe, guitar vader, mario kart 64, cowboy bebop, guilty gear x2 and yogurt-pooh.


Disclaimer: Fump Rod definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.