Fumping


the act of humping furniture as a means of s-xual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as ghp
dude there are no b-tches here and i’m so h-rny; let’s go fumping!
when someone farts on a d-ck while b-tt f-cking
stop fumping on my d-ck
when you f-ck someone in order to dump your bf/gf.
jay:hey are you finally fumping jordan tonight.
chelsea: yah i can’t say it to his face.
meaning f-cked up thumping, fumping. when you hear someone cruising by with a cr-ppy f-cked up system.
man there goes homeboy fumping in that ford escort.
the combination of the words fist and pumping. fist + pumping= fumping
bobby: “dude this is totally fumping music.”
clark: “yeah man, lets fump.”
you combine f-ckin and humping to get “fumping” so when you say fumping, you mean ‘f-ckin humping’
“haha kaila! look at them, they’re fumping!”

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