funabuless
all mixed up, confused, unable to concentrate. the pr-nunciation rhymes with dune-a-boo-less. the derivation is from the 1980s in nyc, where they was a performance sp-ce called café funambules. funambules means tightrope walker in french. a person who was offering free tix to attend performances could barely speak english, let alone french. he tried desperately and miserably to pr-nounce the word and, after stuttering and hemming and hawing, came out with “foo-a-boo-less. i have remembered it ever since and when i get completely f’ed up, i always say that i am funabuless. it is a very evocative word, n’est-ce pas?
“i can’t find my keys, my watch, my dog. i am totally funabuless today.”
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