funch
according to rawson’s dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having s-x at lunchtime.
do you want to meet for funch today?
when you combine lunch and s-x into the same event.
the girl i am seeing want’s to meet me during my meal break for some funch.
to f-ck during and/or for lunch
today i met my boyfriend for funch.
funch is a southern variation on the more common usage of funch – a combination of “f-ck” and “lunch.” in the southwest united states, funch is used to refer to something you will f-ck then eat.
that sheep sure is pretty. i think i’ll funch her.
an expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace “f-ck”
that mother funches funchnut! i funchin’ told him to get the funches out here lest i funch him up!
f-cking after lunch.
“the chicken was great—now let’s go have funch.”
an uncomon slang word, not used much outside of bristol, in england. funch means 1 of 3 things, depending on how you use it. if you were to say: i want some funch, it would mean you want a bl-wj-b. if you said: funch you, it would mean, f-ck you, in any other context, it means wh-r-.
bob: you filthy funch!
sarah: funch you!
or
bob: i need some funch!
sarah: p-ss off!
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