functional dysfunctional


a person whom while able to minimally function in society, hold a job (at varying degrees of success), feed, clothe & house themselves still remain a disaster at nearly all other personal & social aspects of life.

they are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.
because of their multiple failed relationships and substance abuse charges, brittney & lindsey remain the poster children for the functional dysfunctional.

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