fundies

people who follow fundamentalist christian ideals. “in comparative religion, fundamentalism refers to anti-modernist movements in various religions.”

carries a negative connontation, because of the -ssociation with extremist views.
“when it comes to hating religion and the way it separates the people of our world i don’t discriminate–i hate fundies just as much.”
a fundamental christian, usually protestant, who obsesses over the bible and had no real knowledge of anything.
yesterday a fundy told me santa was satan, they just mixed up the letters.
function: noun/slang

an uneducated religious enthusiast; one who disputes faith claims in theology based on what another unedicated religious enthusiast has said (even though they don’t understand); one who reads the holy bible and claim to understand; one who makes a claim to know g-d or a god(s); someone way worse than an evangelical christian; a restrictive paradigm that disables (to some extent) reason, history, experience and tradition in order to come to terms with how much life sucks
carl said, “do you think that g-d could be a woman? or maybe g-d’s a blob of hamburger.
“uh,” kevin the fundy said, “g-d is our father.”
“why do you have to capitalize father,” carl said, “when you talk about g-d.”
“cuz he’s god,” kevin said.
carl said, “god god god god god.”
“don’t,” said kevin irrationally, “it’s g-d, not god. and he loves you.”
“oh yeah?” kevin said, “then how can a loving god send someone to h-ll?”
carl replied piously, “because jesus loves you that much. he died on the cross so that you might live forever.”
“f-ck that!”
“i love you, carl,” kevin said. “i don’t want to see you do the wrong thing; go to h-ll, you know?”
“god god god god god… i f-cked jesus in the -ss!” carl screamed. “kevin, do you ever think that your devotion to g-d has anything to do with the fact that there is nothing of substance inside you, that you’re shallow?”
“that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard,” kevin protested.

and carl went to h-ll… and sucked hitler’s t-tty… and got hairs in his teeth… and was kind of irritated for the first week… then he was like, “ghandi? is that you?” and ghandi was all, “yeah, b-tch. turns out the uneducated sonsub-tches were right.” carl said, “luck of the draw, i guess.” “indeed,” ghandi replied. rodney dangerfield said, “i went to the lake, and asked jfk if he wanted to take a dip with me and joan of arc. he hopped in and i said, ‘hey, hot enough for ya?’ joan of arc said, ‘i’ve had worse.'”

the moral of the story is, g-d loves you if g-d can control you.
spray on underwear, that comes in -ssorted colors and flavors, for you and your partners enjoyment!
“dude! carol showed up at my house yest-rday with a can of chocolate fundies! they were awesome!”
the bay of fundy is a part of the ocean where the tides are ther highest in the world. it is located in the maritime part of canada.
the bay of fundy has high tides.
shortened for the term trust fund used to describe a person living off of or destined to inherit a fat, unearned and probably undeserved trust fund. a fundy is also known by trust fund baby or even trustafarian depending on his/her choice of clothing and company. fundies often fall under the hipster umbrella and can come in many different forms and styles. the common features shared amongst all fundies are the high net worth, low work ethic, low regard for how difficult it is for

everyone else to earn a living, and a general pretentious air of ent-telement and douche-nasty about them.
is that chick over there homeless or a fundy? -well that’s an hermes scarf holding up her grotty dreads so my money is on fundy.
briefs with an elephant face wherein which the user inserts his p-n-s through the trunk.
check out these fundies; just don’t grab the trunk!

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