funemployed
the state of being without a job, yet having lots of time to enjoy fun activities during otherwise normal working hours.
hermina is funemployed, so after her workout on wednesday morning, she went down to the beach and joined her other laid-off friends for a barbecue with margaritas and horseshoes.
people who are unemployed and using the free time to have fun and explore new areas in their lives while they wait for their next job opportunity.
“hey, man, i just love being funemployed now. i can have all day and night to enjoy my life and have fun, instead of working for the man, you know.”
— overheard at a watercooler in a public library in longmeadow, m-ssachusetts, june 29, 2009
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