funeral home


a extremely stuffy house that smells like old and dead people. you hve to pay to be looked at there in a coffin. normally it is not lighted very well, and there are many creepy men in tuxedo’s walking around like they are so very sad. it is the place where they keep dead bodies and clean them up. normally it is carpeted and silent, only to be disturbed by the frequent nose blowing on the scented tissues placed all around.

a creepy place…
“dude! there is a funeral home across the street! i can smell it from here!”

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