Funeral Treatment


a funeral treatment is when you’re driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. this makes it look very similar to a funeral procession. it doesn’t have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.
joe: d-mn, this guy is riding my -ss, i keep giving him a break check and he still won’t back up.

mike: give him a funeral treatment, then he’ll back off.

joe: speed limit is 30, i’ll give him a 10mph treatment, that should p-ss him off.

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