funf
when one girl hits another girl in the breast (open handed only)
jaimie! don’t funf sarah in front of other people!
a synonym for “f-ck”. to be used as an adjective, verb, noun or the like.
john: bro lemme get lb!
alex: don’t funf me, bro
when a female has hairy genitalia such that one can tell it has been recently shaved or trimmed, but hair length is longer than acceptable, and can render those that see it into disgust. this creates a hedge-like obstacle that one has to cross upon v-g-n-l access.
linda: martin, i think it’s time… satisfy my needs.
(awkward unb-ttoning)
martin: but linda you have a funf!!!!!!!! and you knew i was going down there. you’re sick. i’m leaving you linda.
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