fung paradox


the fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential s-xual partner.
“man, i don’t know if i want to start seeing this female seriously”
“have you heard about the fung paradox? you need to choose between recycling or mingling”

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