fungal poisoning
the disease commonly -ssociated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.
there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =]
-throws mushroom at melissa- ~jonathan
“haye, you’re gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!” ~melissa
“well you are too then!” ~jonathan
“nuh-uh, i’m immune cuz i’m tough” ~melissa
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