fungus of the cungus


an “infection” caused when your cuts, scr-pes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don’t want kissing it.
jayma: d-mn, i cut myself shaving my legs!
michaela: want me to kiss it and make it better?
jayma: no! i’ll get fungus of the cungus!

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