Funicide
to kill the fun
guy1: lets go to the pub
guy2: i don’t think so, i’m too tired
guy1: i’m just calling the police, reporting you as a suspect of funicide
the alternative to scuicede. making life as fun as possible.committing maximum fun.
“scuicide is painful. so i committed funicide and lived hilariously ever after!”
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