Funk Fuck
the s-xual intercourse necessary to get you out of a funk. this act is best executed with someone you will never have to see again, and possibly while you are under the influence of alcohol.
the need for a “funk f-ck” can be identified by constantly complaining about things you cannot change, or can change, yet choose to complain about instead of making an effort to change–usually job, weight, finances, etc.
(speaking of a friend) i’m so sick of listening to her complain. what she needs is a solid funk f-ck.
(calling out an unusually uptight someone) baby, what you need is a funk f-ck.
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