funkometer


n. the scientific measurement for levels of funk. 10 kravitz= 1 hendrix, 25 hendrix= 1 hayes, 50 hayes= 1 fonzie. examples: the 1970’s rate 3 fonzies, 16 hayes on the scale, where as joseph lieberman is -10,000 fonzies.
when stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

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