Funktrampler


verb-funktrampling
noun-funktrampler

when youre having a really good time, or being just plain weird, and someone comes in and tramples on your funk.
yo man, i was doing the sock puppet dance the other day, and then (insert name here) came in and started telling me to shut up, and totally trampled my funk.

ya, that b-tch is a total funktrampler.

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