funktress


an extremely intelligent female, gifted in the ways of social interactions. very likely to have large groups of raving fans and swarms of followers doting on every word that falls from her lips.
person a: wow, that girl over there has about 50 guys trying to ask her to dinner.

person b: which one?

person a: the one over there, proving the gram-schmidt process on the white board over there in hesburgh.

person b: oh i see. she is quite the funktress, indeed.

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